Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it like the dog did it. (Unknown)
A King size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq.ft. house 4 inches deep.
A 3 Year old's voice is louder
than 200 adults in a crowded
restaurant.
It is well documented, that for every mile you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at age 85 to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month.
Last year I joined a health club for $400, but I haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to show up.
If you are going to take up cross country skiing,
start with a small country.
"I don't consider myself bald,
I'm simply taller than my hair."
---Thom Sharp
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
